quarantine tweets

Happy Monday, y'all! We're back with fresh and (sometimes) clever tweets that were shared on Ye Olde Bird App this past week. While it kind of feels like politics have calmed down a bit since Joe Biden's inauguration, we still think it's worth avoiding Twitter. So we've put together this gallery of weird, funny and relatable tweets from some of our favorite accounts. It's not much, but it's honest work. 

Listen. We get it. Things are pretty tough right now. We've all got cabin fever and are extremely tired of seeing everyone and their mom share pictures of the sourdough starters and banana bread. But. Looking at Twitter, and all its wonderfully relatable self-deprecating gems, we're definitely not alone. We're sure there's a tweet or two in here that you relate to. And if not? Well, you just occupied yourself for about five minutes. Congratulations.

We have to hand it to the Twitterati - they consistently serve up good, bad and hilarious takes, all within a mighty 280 character limit. While some people may find the limitation to be restrictive, we think it just forces people to think a little more before throwing their opinions and jokes into the ether. These tweets are as fresh as they get - and the cover all the bases: quarantine, that thigh-high boot meme, and (of course) some relatable and self-deprecating observations.

We know there are a lot of people out there who really like writing. I mean, have you ever seen a food blog? Paragraphs and paragraphs to scroll through before getting to the simple recipe that features some unnecessarily bougie ingredients. No thanks. We're more into the sweet brevity of tweets. Say it fast, and say it funny. Here's a bunch of fresh & short gems from the website. We salute you, Twitter pros.  

We know the world is nutty right now, and for many of you things have gotten incredibly boring. So we're trying our best to keep pumping out the time-wasting material. These tasty tweets are both fresh and funny, and will hopefully aid you in your quest for entertainment.

Pretty much everyone is struggling with the pandemic, but some seem to be coping worse than others. This definitely goes for horny Twitter users. Quarantined memers have been sharing photos of inanimate objects that resemble naughty body parts and claiming they're about to "risk it all " or "act up." While cabin fever hasn't hit us quite as hard, we definitely appreciate this host of surprisingly sexy everyday objects. We've included our favorite of these saucy tweets, but you can read more about the trend on Know Your Meme. Just don't spend too much time looking at the photos. You might end up as frustrated as the people who tweeted them.

As the COVID-19 outbreak worsens, and countries enact stricter rules to keep things under control, many of us are left overwhelmed, bored, and a bit aimless. And many people are scared. Twitter's been a great outlet for sharing jokes and coronavirus experiences. Some are funny, some are predictably depressing. But they all do a pretty stellar job of reflecting the crazy times we're living in. Stay safe everyone.