It's very easy to tell when a job recruiter is scamming you. Typically, they'll use extremely unprofessional language right off the bat. Either that or they will be extremely unspecific about anything. No great job has come from a recruiter messaging you on LinkedIn “Hello. When can you interview.”

I'm fighting for my life in Excel, in desperate need of a vacation, and drowning in emails... Is this the American Dream?

Denial is a safe place to chill in

(screams silently)

Oh boy