If you had a universal remote you were GOD.

There's something palpably disgusting yet utterly riveting about watching rich, privileged people talking about their “everyday” lives. With the advent of social media, the regular old plebs of the world now have the opportunity to really see how the other half lives. Social media is a lot more revealing than shots from a rabid paparazzo, despite the fact that they can reveal a carefully curated view of the subject's existence. That colorful and impeccably composed acai bowl sitting atop an inf…