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An Astronaut Just Committed The First-Ever Crime In Space

Well, it appears that we're living in the future now, as the first space crime ever may have just been committed. 

Astronaut Anne McClain has found herself in hot water after being accused of identity theft from her estranged wife Summer Worden. 

Sounds like a fairly regular crime until you learn that McClain had accessed Worden's bank account from outer space, making for an unprecedented case with unclear jurisdiction. 

While the legal authorities try to sort that sh*t out, please enjoy the following Twitter reactions!

Funny tweets about the first crime ever committed in space
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Amusing Michael Cohen Memes That Are Guilty As Charged

Donald Trump's former personal attorney Michael Cohen made headlines on Tuesday after he pleaded guilty to eight criminal charges, including violations of campaign finance rules, and the paying off of two women (including Stormy Daniels) with whom Trump had affairs. The latter took place under the direction of Trump himself, according to Cohen's lawyer, Lanny Davis.

Cohen could serve up to five years in prison under his plea agreement. 

While we wait to see what happens in the end, here are some satirical memes we've picked out for your viewing pleasure!

Need to peruse the best wares of Donald Trump memes, these tremendous examples should be just what you're looking for.

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Prisoner gives his jail cell three-star rating in hilarious TripAdvisor-style review
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A 24-year-old man spent 16 hours in a jail cell following an arrest for alleged criminal damage.

"On arrival at Perry Barr (the name of the UK jail) I was impressed by how modern and clean the building looks. I was dealt with promptly by the custody officer and shown to my cell.

He wrote: "Once in my cell I was pleasantly surprised by the cleanliness and décor neutrally decorated to please all parties but done to a high standard."

However, he had to deduct points since he had concerns over a hair found near the en-suite toilet and felt that cups of tea could have been provided more promptly.

Chief Inspector Paul Minor, West Midlands Police Criminal Justice Manager, said: "We feel it's a five-star facility. The reviewer has been very complimentary about the facility and staff, but I think he's been a little harsh by awarding it just a three-star rating." How British!

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Assuming your mom doesn't have diabetes, this would make a great heartfelt, handcrafted present.