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The Iowa caucus has been an absolute mess last night - and we're still waiting for results. Following the discovery of "inconsistencies" with reporting, the Iowa Democratic Party delayed the numbers we've been anxiously awaiting. According to the IDP, their counting app is at the root of these inconsistencies. In 2020, this is a huge disgrace - and has caused a lot of confusion all over the country. But nobody was as confused as this Mayor Pete supporter, who found out that her candidate is a married homosexual right after submitting her vote. A poll-worker tries to reason with the shocked woman, who keeps asking for her vote back. Awkward. 

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Yesterday's Super Tuesday primary results are in! Mitt Romney won six states, Virginia, Vermont, Ohio, Massachusetts, Alaska, and Idaho. Rick Santorum took home North Dakota, Tennessee, and Oklahoma for three. Last and probably least, Gingrich won his home state of Georgia.

Meanwhile, Republicans dissatisfied with Romney's lackluster performance so far have started the website Mehromney.com.

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Mitt Romney won the New Hampshire Primary last night with 33.9% of the vote. He was followed by Ron Paul (22.8%), John Huntsman (16.9%), Newt Gingrich (9.4%), Rick Santorum (9.4%), and Rick Perry (0.7%).

Cartoon by Drew Sheneman.