pressure

Am I a robot?

The likelihood that you'll have a working pressure washer and access to water and fuel is pretty low, and it's probably not worth the difficulty/amount of noise this method makes, but it can't hurt to know it's possible...just in case.

[Inb4 clean kill jokes]

Science Has Dropped

Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

PRESSURE some guys can handle it, others just pee

Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop