pressure

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The likelihood that you'll have a working pressure washer and access to water and fuel is pretty low, and it's probably not worth the difficulty/amount of noise this method makes, but it can't hurt to know it's possible...just in case.

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literalism pear peer peer pressure pressure typo - 6500449792
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

boat boats cliché homophone peer peer pressure pier pressure - 5727661824
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Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

football hilarious pee pressure - 5491492096
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PRESSURE some guys can handle it, others just pee

air double meaning drag FAIL insensitive parachute pressure resistance science skydiving too soon wind - 5357886720
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Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop