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We've got to hand it to whatever horny dude created these compelling Powerpoint presentations. "Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Butt" and "Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs" are both valiant efforts at obtaining some very-important consent. While we hope that the creator got the heavy petting they desired, we also hope this was a joke and not a serious plea to some poor woman. We're going to keep enjoying the masterpieces until we hear otherwise.

Dating in the modern world can be seriously difficult. We've got so many apps and options that sometimes finding an activity is more difficult than landing the date itself. One would think that a creative approach towards making a plan would be appreciated. One would be wrong. 

London resident Ben Velzian learned this the hard way. After his prospective date asked for suggestions, the ambitious Velzian responded by creating a full Powerpoint of options, complete with pros and cons. Tom, his almost-date, promptly blocked him after receiving the oft-clever presentation. 

The full saga is below - do you think that a Powerpoint is too much effort for a first date? Or would you appreciate the gesture?