pop tarts

If you don't want Pop Tarts completely ruined for you, then you should probably steer clear from this gallery. However, if you couldn't care less about the delicious pastry of our  collective childhoods, then scroll down for some disturbing and thankfully completely made-up flavors that someone clearly created out of crippling boredom!

It's Jeff Goldblum, everybody! In light of the recent "Celebrities-As-Things" meme fad that has been gracing the internet, it appears that Mr. Goldblum and his crazy outfits fit right in with the whimsical color schemes of the beloved Pop-Tart that everyone loves. How could anyone not love this dapper man?