THE ITCH to be a leader
FIST BUMP? DID THEY PICK RYAN?
(Barack Obama and Joe Biden)
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE The young must feed
How are you feeling about your impending debate against Paul Ryan? Like this, Boss! SHWINNG WUAAAAHH! BOI-OI-OING!
(Barack Obama and Joe Biden)
Litter on the moon, litter on Mars. Venus, here we come.
Wonder if they've thought how to get it back again... Or was that my job... ?
To be honest, "biggest brown-noser" and "most likely to succeed" should always be the same person.
Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.
My husband and I believe that the economy is like a show horse. If it starts limping, just dope it up a lot and it should perform as well as it normally does.
(Mitt and Ann Romney)