I sword of suspected he'd be fool enough to crack a joke like this in such a situation, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."
If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
Mitt Romney makes a good point, then ruins it with the worst example possible.
NOPE
We Did Build It! in China. LOL
(Mitt Romney)
LIKE A BOSS
Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop
