plastic

Definitely the straws

After opening a bag of what was supposed to be Asian rice noodles, a man shows us that he discovered much of the contents of the bag were pieces of plastic impostors that seem to intentionally look like the real thing!

More FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

IRONY when you need a tool to open an indestructible package, but the tool you need is in an indestructible package.

More Superheroes Up, Up and This Way!

I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

"MMM! Fry this up for my snack, general!" "Ummm... you DO realize that's just plastic?" "Yeah, whatever."