planets

Are you the sort of person who asks a crush if you can read their natal chart, or someone who calls up your parents once a month asking them to remind you what time you were born because although you don't really give a damn about astrology, your Tinder date is asking and they're really cute? Whether you're a very serious aspiring astrologer or a casual dabbler who finds the zodiac mildly amusing, you might get a kick out of these sassy memes about the signs, elements, and celestial bodies that supposedly influence our behavior. 

When you start thinking about your life in the grand scheme of things, nothing truly matters because we're all just tiny specks of dust existing on a stupid little rock that's floating in circles around a slightly bigger rock that happens to be on fire. Anyway, ignore that existential bit and enjoy some fascinating nerdy facts about space!

Attentions nerds! Do you love chemistry? Or maybe you're more of an astronomy-enthusiast. Either way, we've got your science-y needs covered!

A little revitalizing dark humor to get your day going!

For the record, the Sun and apparently other space denizens are fair game as part of this hashtag.