I need to get something off my chest. You know all those viral TikToks where people take you through their adorable little morning routines? Well, I hate them. I really, really hate them. Who the hell gets up in the morning and actually thinks some sh*t like “Carpe Diem” as they apply their expensive skincare routine and drink a green smoothie? Well, I'm sure those people exist, but they're definitely RICH, and in no way reflect actual human beings. If I were to take you on a journey through my…

I can tell things are bad in my life when searching “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit becomes something of a reflex. Once the powerful, angry, and honestly relatable anthem is being played several times a week, I know I'm in trouble. It's not that I want to be angry. It's just that everything kind of sucks. Needing root canals every year. Covid scares. Being broke. Job. Long distance relationship . Flaky friends. The list goes on. I know I can't possibly be the only person who is consistently disapp…