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A real charmer, this one.

"It's okay if you don't give it to me, I'm used to it."

Dude, you're batting out of your league here...

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Oh jeez, one of the girls just leaves her boyfriend standing there...

Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

Let the carpet match the drapes, etc. - Matty Malaprop

Preferrably Italian...

Every guy who's had an experience at a bar like this, raise your hand. Yeah, that's what I thought.