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We love the way these fantasy object-labeling memes take epic, ridiculous fantasy art and spin it into something that most people can relate to - or at least laugh at. 

It's been a while since we shared an entertaining Twitter story with y'all, and we're happy to be able to change that today. Twitter user @enswelljones shared this hilarious tale from his teenage years last Friday, and it's responsible for the kind of serious out-loud laughter we wish happened more often. The scuba-diving anecdote is the perfect kind of humbling hilarity that we love to see played out in real life. Reading this amazing takedown of masculinity is almost as satisfying as seeing it in person.

Twitter is a sacred place. It's a place where people can reveal their innermost thoughts... and some people's innermost thoughts are hilarious. We selected some of the juiciest and most random posts on Twitter for your enjoyment. If this isn't enough, there's always more to keep you entertained. You're welcome. 

Ah, to be blessed with a penis. While male privilege is definitely a thing, being a man (physically) does have its downsides. One curious Reddit user decided to ask men to share the worst part of wielding a phallus - and the results are full of laughs, cringes, and even some seriously wholesome content.  

Listen. It's a fact.

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