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Roseanne's Bogus Ambien Excuse Is Getting Destroyed On Twitter

As you may have already heard, Roseanne Barr is in hot water over her racist tweets about Obama aide Valerie Jarrett. Earlier today, the star of the now-cancelled ABC show tweeted the following: "guys I did something unforgivable so do not defend me. It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting -- it was memorial day too -- i went 2 far & do not want it defended -- it was egregious Indefensible. I made a mistake I wish I hadn't but...don't defend it please." 

This supposed explanation has struck many as an offensive excuse. Many people, including comedians like Patton Oswalt and Andy Richter, used Twitter to go IN on Barr. Even the makers of Ambien were quick to clap back at her, tweeting that "While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication." You can indulge in all the primo shade below. 

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Patton Oswalt and Piers Morgan Plan a 'Men's March' and Things Get Absolutely and Hilariously Savage

After the 'Women's March' this weekend, Patton Oswalt and Piers Morgan got to planning their own 'Men's March' with hilarious implications. 

Patton's taste, satire, and comedic flare really shines during this extensive and lengthy exchange with the men of the world.

Stay strong brothers.

#MensMarch

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Live Tweeting of the Day: Patton Oswalt Gave a Better Performance than any Candidate at the GOP Debate



Twitter deity, and great comedian, Patton Oswalt took one for the American team Aug. 6 and live-tweeted his perspective on the first Repbublican primary debate.

The enormous affair hosted the top 10 candidates highest in the polls. It gave a scant two hours for them to differentiate themselves from each other and attempt to not talk about the rich elephant in the room — Donald Trump.

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