pasta

Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

BURN!

Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

... so I'm just going to be totally honest and admit to having to look this one up. Apparently it's a website? That's cool, I guess. Scary stories aren't exactly Mein craft, but hey, whatever floats your boat. - Matty Malaprop

If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

Malinga's Hair Totally Looks Like Cavatappi pasta

Are you kidn-ey with this pun? - Matty Malaprop