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Time to take the dog to the park. Or the kid, or maybe even just yourself. Time to smell some fresh air and dodge frisbees and footballs as you try to find a nice quiet spot. So find your happy place with these turfed-up puns and jokes just for you.

Mom invites a mom who just moved to town to her neighborhood group chat, then kicks her out for being too green immediately after the 1st playdate: 'I’m not interested in a friendship with people who lack basic manners.'

Emmy Pratt

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Nine nannies ban woman from park playgroup for slacking off, she fires back by filing complaints to bosses at their jobs: 'She’s making things difficult'

Isabella Penn

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21 Dino-Mite Memes for Dinosaur Devotees Ready for a Jurassic World Rex-Travaganza

Bar Mor Hazut

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Dad procrastinates taking his 3, 5, and 8-year-old kids to the park, tries to get his 40-week pregnant wife to bring them to the pool with their neighbor: 'I said no'

Emmy Pratt

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Woman claims the term 'touch grass' is classist because it costs at least £50 to go places: 'Going anywhere has significant costs'

Emmy Pratt

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Mom Comes Up With Ingenious Way Of Calling For Kids In Public

Ally Perry

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So Wholesome

Meeeeesh

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Can I Join

Meeeeesh

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A walk in the park

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The Things This Owl Has Seen

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Birds Don't Park, They Land

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Park Rage

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Whatever That Bobby, Floppy Thing is Called...

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Flash'd

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SOOOON

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Casual Stroll in Golden Gate Park

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