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30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 4, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Dad refuses to uproot his kids' lives and move to a different state after his wife decides to move closer to her own kids, forcing her to divorce: ‘I would rather our marriage end than move’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Man's brother visits his home for Labor Day and brings his new wife and 9-year-old stepson, who disrespects him the entire visit and throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way: ‘As guests, there is a level of conduct and respect they need to follow’

Lana DeGaetano

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40-year-old keeps secret that her 47-year-old sister never graduated college from their parents for 20+ years: 'I’ve been contemplating for a while just letting the truth come out'

Emmy Pratt

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Is Your Newborn Actually Cute or Do You Just Have “Baby Schema?”

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Parents refuse to financially support 18-year-old daughter while she peruses acting in LA for a year: 'We agreed to support our kids through college, which she is choosing not to attend'

Emmy Pratt

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‘[She's] crashing out in the family group chat’: Control freak mother-in-law gets her comeuppance after alienating the whole family when no one shows up to her birthday party

Jesse Kessenheimer

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‘I will literally not be in it for even a year, but I'm supposed to shell out hundreds on a wall?’: Entitled step-dad expects teenage children to pay for their bedroom walls while their home undergoes unnecessary renovations

Lana DeGaetano

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Entitled 32-year-old dad relies on 40-year-old stepbrother for money to pay for his son's healthcare, stepbrother stops the support after discovering dad is expecting another child: 'This is unacceptable'

Bar Mor Hazut

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30-year-old daughter plans family cruise, sends recommendations and suggestions to the entire family in preparation, they demand she stop: ‘Just let it go, we will figure it out’

Bar Mor Hazut

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23-year-old kid refuses to attend father's 10th wedding anniversary party after they were barred from attending the actual wedding, in addition to several years of emotional neglect: ‘After that, I started getting excluded from so many things’

Lana DeGaetano

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'HALF THE COLLECTION [was] missing': Woman's future nephews force her 8-year-old daughter to hand over her Pokémon card collection, so the woman steals them all back and then some

Lana DeGaetano

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Mother refuses to give ex-boyfriend's new kids her 15-year-old son's school supplies, ex-boyfriend then tries to play the ‘family’ card: ‘It's not my job to buy these other kids supplies’

Lana DeGaetano

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Mom gets jealous that 16-year-old son spends more time with his dad than with her, demands he participate in family traditions with half-siblings, son refuses: ‘I left mom's house’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Swim teacher refuses to let 8-year-old student into the pool after kid fails to listen to any rules, only to be confronted by his mom: ‘Never correct my son in public’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Dad excludes 13-year-old kid from his wedding, claiming it's an “adults only” event, but allows his 14 and 16-year-old step-children to attend, kid cuts contact after turning 18: ‘I haven’t talked to him since’

Bar Mor Hazut

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