The only thing messy about me is my bun

Parenting influencers are wild

Sounds like failing to me!

It's an uphill battle for step parents

That's not how it works, mom

Too much responsibility

It's actually not my job

Lucille Ball deserves applause

Good granny gone bad

Where did your mini-me get all that sass?? Oh…

What year is it?

What is a "calming banana"

That's one way of looking at it

Parenting: no matter how hard I try, it will always be what my Instagram reels return to. I'm totally cool with it, though! There's nothing more entertaining to me as a 24-year-old without children than a mom posting about how her kids have “different personalities” when they go to their dads house because he allows them to eat red dyes.

Maybe say, "thank you" instead

"I don't want an unattractive child"