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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 17, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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9-year-old son chooses to live with grandparents instead of with stepmom and half-siblings, they spend years demanding to know if he regrets the decision: ‘Your mom was never my parent’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Parents caught giving the Golden Child $75,000 with no strings attached after loaning their eldest daughter $7000 with interest, parental favoritism drives sisters apart: ''Oops, I’m in trouble'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Uncle buys car for 18-year-old niece after she maintains B grade average through high school, nephew protests he doesn't get the same treatment: 'He just straight up was not doing his work'

Ally Perry

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Mom forbids 13-year-old daughter from touching anything in the kitchen unless she cleans her baking mess, leading daughter to stop doing chores: ‘Fine, I won't touch anything’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Mom reaches considers kicking out 15-year-old stepdaughter, gives partner ultimatum: 'He doesn't respect me or the kids'

Ally Perry

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Mom demands that her 25-year-old daughter share her location with her, daughter refuses to compromise her privacy: 'All the other moms have their kids’ locations.'

Emmy Pratt

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Dad remarries to give his 3 and 7-year-old kids a mom again, years later son admits he thinks it was a mistake, dad takes offense: ‘You never really loved her’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Parents miss their adopted 18-year-old daughter's graduation ceremony to buy their spoiled 10-year-old a $350 Labubu doll; betrayed teen moves out immediately: ‘Princess was clearly the favorite’

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Man's ungrateful brother, his wife, and 2 kids ignore him after he makes a home-cooked meal for all of them, so he throws the dinner in the garbage: ‘I wasn’t their servant’

Lana DeGaetano

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'I have zero interest in ever meeting her new husband': Estranged mom tries to use gift from her affair partner as an olive branch at son's wedding, is upset when son refuses to accept it

JR Atkinson

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19-year-old faces disappointment after mom misses high school graduation for a beauty treatment: 'I just stared and felt numb'

Ally Perry

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24-year-old and their fiancé contemplate moving out of shared home because their parents and adult siblings turned a short stay into a permanent living situation: ‘It's time to finally move forward with our own life’

Lana DeGaetano

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Son offers to pay half of mom's rent after she reveals it's overdue, only for entitled mom to complain he's not giving her the full amount: ‘You can afford it, why just half?’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Grandma throws away her 14-year-old grandson's baking tools because she thinks baking is only for girls, dad kicks her out of the house: 'She said that now he can find a new appropriate hobby.'

Emmy Pratt

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Dad of 2 refuses pleas of parents-in-law to be surrogate dad to ex-wife's 9-year-old son: 'I wasn't as good a father as they believed'

Ally Perry

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