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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 12, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Dad horrified by his family's tech addiction changes wifi password and says it's ‘down,’ family has the most wholesome offline weekend: ‘Everyone needed the break, even if they didn’t realize it.'

Elna McHilderson

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Carpooler demands coworkers clock out early so she can attend son's medical appointment, gets offended when they make alternative travel arrangements: 'No way our managers would let us leave 45 minutes early for someone else’s child'

Ally Perry

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Home's previous owner beats down the door demanding to be let in, screams at new owner for selling their old belongings despite refusing to take them years prior: 'They both yelled at me while I hurried inside'

JR Atkinson

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'She’s doing it on my dime, I can’t afford this’: Mom lets her son’s girlfriend move in rent-free, pushed to set a strict budget after 21-year-old Carmella starts cooking fancy, pricey dinners at the mom’s expense

Etai Eshet

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Stay-at-home mom reignites her career after she finds out her husband has a secret savings account with $45,000: 'I need to safeguard myself if he is hiding money from me'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'I see you on the camera': Brother breaks into his sibling's cabin with his 6, 8, and 10-year-old kids despite being told they couldn't use it, so the 28-year-old property owner remotely shuts off all the utilities

Jesse Kessenheimer

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43-year-old mom insists on wearing pimple patches to her sister-in-laws wedding to show her 13-year-old daughter that it's okay to have acne: 'She has struggled with cystic acne her whole teenage and adult life.'

Emmy Pratt

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Grandma hides kids' Christmas toys from Santa so they'll like her presents more, leading parents to forbid her from giving gifts altogether: ‘She wants the attention’

Bar Mor Hazut

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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (December 6, 2025)

Elna McHilderson

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20-year-old works 2 jobs while living with family, protests when mom insists she pays $1000 rent with a $125 increase every 6 months: 'She is starting to take it too far'

Ally Perry

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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 5, 2025)

JR Atkinson

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Parents forbid grandparents from giving their kids Christmas gifts after years of them giving their 4-year-old daughter more than their 3-year-old son: 'She gets merch from the Disney Store, he gets Dollar Tree toys.'

Emmy Pratt

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Family members expect stay-at-home parent to watch their newborn without asking them first: ‘You want me to give up my free time, but you won't?’

Lana DeGaetano

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Entitled mom refuses to let her son go to friend's birthday party after being told she can't bring the entire family to the event: ‘Either we all go or none of us go’

Bar Mor Hazut

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1-year-old says first word to mom's coworker when she leaves the room, she wonders if she should tell her: 'It might be nothing'

Ally Perry

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