He had one job

She's the not normal one

Being responsible is lazy?

Poor kids

Original isn't always better

Raise 'em right

Hilarious

She's trying her best

Happy Tuesday, people with parents! This week, we've collected the absolute peak of unhinged parental texts for you. It's not quite fun or funny, but for anyone with awful parents , this collection is a little too relatable. Not to dump on any individual reading this article, but I'm not in contact with either of my parents. And that's a good thing! Sure, it'd be nice to have family members to call my own, but that's what your friends' parents are for. Thanksgiving with a friend's family always…

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Thanks, YouTube

Dad humor is timeless

Family drama can get messy. Throw any sort of inheritance issue into the mix and you have a recipe for disaster. Greed shouldn’t get in the way of familial relationships, but, unfortunately, people are money hungry by nature. I suppose that’s cynical; it’s just quite often true. In a post to the /r/amitheasshole subreddit, user /u/Pretend_Canary_9411 described a particularly awful situation. To make a long story somewhat short, the user discovered that her sister had been sleeping with her fian…

Clueless

Get these kids out of my house and back to school

Sunshine in meme form