That sounds cruel and unusual

Fatherly humor

A bit too much of a coincidence

Parenting is more than just about the kids, it's also about the memes.

You snooze, you lose

Good luck finding those names on a keychain

Awww

Parenting isn't for the faint of heart

Time and place

He's her own flesh and blood

Does it really take that long?

It's never her fault

Only divas are allowed to eat

Don't hate me cause you ain't me

Picky, but dog food is fine

Anyone who has ever been on a cruise ship knows that cruise ships wait for absolutely no one. Actually, no public transportation ever waits for their passengers. If you are not there before the departure time, they will depart without you, and you will have to figure out another way to get to your destination. This is a lesson that the parents in this Reddit story had to learn the hard way, and it's honestly crazy that full-grown adults have not figured it out before. What's even more crazy, is…