parenting

Advertisement

Pic of a chalkboard with text that reads, "Quote of the day: don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it" above an illustration of a woman throwing a baby away

YEET

Caption that reads, "ABCDEFGHIJK" above a still of a kids' cartoon character singing, "Ella mella pee"

The Song Of My People

Advertisement

Tweet that reads, "Omfg I hate when kids scream in public...you have no real problems...it should be me screaming. ME"

Shut The Hell Up Brixton

dad jokes

14 Hilarious Fatherly Nuggets From 'The Nerd Dad'

Caption that reads, "This is how lil kids cough" above a pic of a cat with a contorted weird-looking mouth

Straight Up Germ Factories

Advertisement

Caption that reads, "'Mommy why does that man have wires on his Airpods?' 'Come on kids, this neighborhood isn't safe'" above a pic of a fish family from Spongebob walking and wearing Airpods

Keep Close Kids

Tumblr post that reads, "Why do parents always ruin your day and then act like they didn't ruin your day and wonder why you're in a bad mood"

Always Playing Dumb Smh

Caption that reads, "When people ask if I plan on having a kid someday" above a pic of a baby goat in a shopping cart

Hell Yeah I Do

Advertisement

ryan reynolds tweets

15 Wacky Tweets Straight From The Legendary Ryan Reynolds

Twitter poll that asks what the worst pet to have is; 88% of respondents answer "kids" before dogs and cats

The People Have Spoken

Text that reads, "Heard this little girl in the Wal-Mart parking lot say 'I love you mommy' and the mom sighed and said 'I love you too but you're like really annoying'"

Me As A Parent

Advertisement

Pic of Hugh Jackman, who represents "My mom at the grocery store" laughing and joking with Jake Gyllenhaal, who represents "Her friend from high school;" Ryan Reynolds, who represents "me" is awkwardly standing in the back

C'mon MOM

Caption that reads, "How my kid smiles for a $200 package of school pictures" above a pic of Andy Bernard from The Office smiling like an idiot

Yeah Could You Just Smile Like A Normal Human

Comic About Being A New Mom

Comic About The Trials Of Being A New Mom Is A Hilarious Way To Scare The Pregnant Women In Your Life

Advertisement

Ryan Reynolds tweet that reads, "Three of the most beautiful, considerate and loving people I've ever known, and then there's Blake" above a pic of Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively and their two kids

Another Ryan Reynolds Kill

twitter kids parenting offspring funny tweets parenting tweets parenthood parenting struggles toddler struggle - 7291397

16 Parenting Tweets That Sum Up The Joys Of Raising A Tiny Human