She was two steps ahead

She's providing

She wants her share

She's in preschool

Good things

We all like to say that we don't care about our birthdays, that we don't mind if people forget, or if we only do something quiet and chill. However, in reality, we always end up secretly getting excited about our birthdays and expecting the world to be extra kind, as if it owes us something on the day we are born. Do we actually get special treatment on our birthday though? Well, in most cases, not really. The world doesn't really owe us anything on that day, and how it ends up usually depends…

One of the worst things about parenting is having to make small talk with other parents. Just because our kids are the same age doesn't mean we have much in common, and there's only so much runway I get with talking about the kids' developmental phases, school, activities, etc. before I run out of stuff to say. And then you're just left talking about regular adult stuff with people who are more boring than you. This is why you need your designated parent friend. You need a person you've identif…

Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss? Not exactly.

Hmmm

Too scary

They weren't happy

They really said, 'You only live once.'

Talk about crunchy

Hard to be both a beggar and a chooser

She had to go and make this about herself

Kids gotta kids and parents gotta meme.