Sounds like failing to me!

That's not how it works, mom

It's actually not my job

Parenting is an Olympic-level sport

What is a "calming banana"

That's one way of looking at it

Parenting: no matter how hard I try, it will always be what my Instagram reels return to. I'm totally cool with it, though! There's nothing more entertaining to me as a 24-year-old without children than a mom posting about how her kids have “different personalities” when they go to their dads house because he allows them to eat red dyes.

"I don't want an unattractive child"

One donut = obesity for life

Shady shade

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Do you think he still loves her bunches?

Romeo and Ghoul-liette

Birth isn't a competition

Thanks, dad!

That's how toddlers are