Parenting: no matter how hard I try, it will always be what my Instagram reels return to. I'm totally cool with it, though! There's nothing more entertaining to me as a 24-year-old without children than a mom posting about how her kids have “different personalities” when they go to their dads house because he allows them to eat red dyes.

"I don't want an unattractive child"

One donut = obesity for life

Shady shade

No dad jokes found

Do you think he still loves her bunches?

Romeo and Ghoul-liette

Birth isn't a competition

Thanks, dad!

That's how toddlers are

That's not what that phrase implies...

What did she do wrong?

Bad Grandpa

These men are useless

How is she supposed to sleep over?

This should be common sense