Kids got a future in sales

If there's one thing you don't do, it's wake up a sleeping baby

What a compelling argument

That's just sad

Cash is a very powerful motivator

Yeah, I'm not reading all of that

That sounds cruel and unusual

Time and place

He's her own flesh and blood

It's never her fault

Only divas are allowed to eat

Don't hate me cause you ain't me

Picky, but dog food is fine

You can't always get what you want

Poor kid

Some folks plan their baby names for decades . I have a lot of friends who have had a list of names saved somewhere that they started when they were children themselves. Of course, not all of them are going to age well. I don't think I'm going to name my daughter Hermione anymore, but some of them stand. It's easy to get attached to a baby name, even if you don't say it out loud. You've spent years imagining a future where this is your child's name… that's a hard fantasy to give up. But it's a…