"I don't want an unattractive child"

Often in life, if you hold on to things too tight and try to perfect the situation—trying to please everybody—you're going to end up pleasing nobody. Especially if, you're so obsessed with your own thoughts and ideals that you forget to actually even listen to what everyone else is telling you would make them happy and what their preferences are. At that point, you need to be honest with yourself… Are you really trying to make things work for everybody? Or is it really all just about you? That'…

Shady shade

Do you think he still loves her bunches?

Romeo and Ghoul-liette

Birth isn't a competition

That's how toddlers are

Bad Grandpa

Dad memes for daddy-o's determined to teach their kid to do more than just hold a flashlight into the engine

These men are useless

How is she supposed to sleep over?

So bleak

Illiterate indeed

Do not glorify Captain Jack Sparrow

Not your scheduled programming of unsolicited advice from childless adults

Living with family is… living with family