We love our feathered birb friendos! They might be little squawking sh*ts (who will literally sh*t on you), and they may wake you up at 4 in the morning for absolutely no reason at all, but at the end of the day they're cute as hell and we can't be that mad at them!
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By glennvolio
This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop
By GalderGollum
Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop
