Worst boss ever.

Fast food brands love to pat themselves on the back for their so-called innovations. And most of the time, the self-congratulations are completely unwarranted. We're talking KFC's ‘Double Down,’ Taco Bell's misguided foray into the chicken world, and Panera's grilled mac and cheese sandwich. Yesterday, the world got a taste of another unnecessary menu item that will probably be discontinued before the year is through: The Papa John's Papa Bowl.

Fancy a slice? Pizza is one of the most famous American foods for a reason: it's just so diddly darn good. I personally love Chicago-style deep-dish pizza, but that's probably because I'm a crazy person. If you're not from Chi-town, you might be baffled by its unique design, having the sauce on top and the cheese on the bottom. It is way more decadent than any pizza in the world; One can liken it to eating a slice of sausage cake. Despite its richness, I respect the innovation and creativity of…