paint

We've never seen petty like this before and honestly, this story has so many levels of petty that we're gonna have to just let it do all the talking. All we can really say is that it involves world-renowned a-hole Anish Kapoor, his "bean" (aka Cloud Gate), and the world's blackest black shade of paint.

Jeff Wysaski a.k.a. Obvious Plant paid a visit to his local hardware store to give its paint some more... err... "colorful" names.

Bob Ross' show would have been that much better if he used these colors.