Get in loser we're watching Portlandia

Oregon has quite a reputation amongst the citizens of the other 49 states. For some of us, it reminds us of the mid-1800s, when pioneers trod across the western United States in search of a better life in Oregon on the titular trail. Whether they found a better life there than in Missouri or whatever remains to be seen. For others, we might think of Oregon as the home of the infamous city of Portland. I've spent more time watching Portlandia than I would care to admit on a public platform, but…

Did you guys see the flaming bagpipe Darth Vader unicycle man cross the Willamette today?