Clockwork orange, agent orange, or just a fruit orange. The rays of the sun and so so many other things. The radiant color should be honored as all others. with jokes and clever puns putting it to use. Orange you glad you didn't miss this?
Now the next step for the Orange Crush team is figuring out how to fit 12 fluid ounces of liquid into their new packaging... - Matty Malaprop
John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!