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If you've noticed that people on Twitter debating the creation of sex, you'd best believe there's nothing scientific about their hypotheses. Earlier this week, @livingforjc tweeted that "Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating". The musing from this obviously religious account quickly became fodder for our new favorite Twitter meme. People have been riffing on the purity-driven tweet by claiming that sex was invented by their favorite musicians (One Direction is extremely present in this meme), or, say, by the extremely horny God Zeus. Most of these tweets are gold, but we've put together the cream of the crop for you to sift through. 

These "How Dare You Stand Where He Stood" memes reference a scene Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. II where Harry confronts Snape for committing an...unspeakable act. These are proof that the Harry Potter meme will never ever die!

The internet can be a wonderful place full of information and wisdom, but more often than not it turns into soapbox for people to spout whatever insane rhetoric or obsessions they have. It becomes a fabulous echo chamber where you can validate your own thoughts and convictions because only your opinion matters. 

These are a few of those people. 

While you were dusting off your top hat and cleaning your monocle for the start of this Monday morning, you may have noticed something was off with the stock market.

For starters, the economy tanked hard, dropping 1,000 points in seconds after opening.

That's real bad.

Also, One Direction split up.

What makes the shower a place of such creative enlightenment? We may never know. All we know is that Tetris is the perfect example of showing how trying to fit in makes you disappear.

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