old

At least with those on, we don't have to hear how he had to HUNT his food back in his day, after walking uphill both ways, through the snow and barefoot, blah blah blah...

164-YEAR-OLD SANTA like a claus

WELL, THAT'S A deadmau5

More FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Seems like age hit the poor man like a hurricane. - Matty Malaprop

5 POUND WRINKLE TRICK pay 5 pounds to a beautiful young woman to let you take a picture of her face and claim it's yours