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old lady
Ever wonder what it'd be like if your cute but sassy Grandma decided to open her own Twitter account? @PearlsFromMyrna may be the answer you're looking for. The obviously fake but extremely funny account mixes stereotypes and some serious wit to create 280 character gems that would make even your grumpy Aunt Phyllis laugh. Here's a selection of Myrna's latest and greatest.
HOLY SH!T that bat almost hit that poor old woman
