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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Stepdad constantly brings 6-year-old stepdaughter to his 29-year-old friend's house, even after he told him she's not welcome: 'We don’t want kids in our home.'
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Employee turns office clock back 10 minutes to make it look like she arrived at work 10 minutes early
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Job applicant hangs up during third interview after interviewer refuses to disclose salary to him for the third time: 'I need to make sure we're on the same page'
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Lazy employee delegates all her tasks to coworker, manager announces he will stop assigning her work: 'I've become her unpaid assistant'
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23-year-old babysitter selflessly provides $400 worth of free childcare for her brother every month, then backpedals when he insults her side hustle: 'Pay for it or find someone else'
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