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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'
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Brother-in-law camps out in bathroom for hours while staying at his sister-in-law's 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house: 'I told him I really had to go. It took him an hour to get out.'
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Dad buys 17-year-old daughter a new car, mom demands she use it to give half-siblings rides and help around the house, daughter refuses: ‘I don’t like any of them’
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22-year-old hides his million-dollar inheritance from girlfriend and roommate, says he only makes $53k a year: 'I do not want them to get suspicious'
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Entitled cousin demands job seeker gives him a cut of his new salary because they discussed career goals at his house: 'He started hinting that he deserved something for it'
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