Tales from behind the teacher's desk

You were just about to finish building your lichtęnsteinenbürgen, but you lost your alan wrench so you can't screw the frūdlegångėnhüber to the toästerströödledôôdlę

So you're telling me that Davy Jones could have been cruising on land this whole time?

Some people are one bad day away from wearing a Santa suit under all of their clothes to comfort themselves

The tribe has spoken

I never wanted to play with corn more in my life.