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'The Neighbors Definitely Won't Notice Anything...'

Headline that reads, "Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors" below a mugshot of an old lady

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10 Florida Man Moments Of Pure WTF-ery

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14 Hysterical Headlines That Prove Millennials Are Killing Basically Every Industry

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How Else Are They Supposed To Get Their Exercise

Headline that reads, "Teens in China are putting cabbages on leashes and taking them for walks"

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Stick To The Stuff You Know!

Tweet that reads, "The guy in High School Musical who said, 'I play the cello' was arrested for robbing a pizza place at gunpoint" above a Tumblr comment that reads, "Should've stuck to the status quo"

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Really Hope He Got The Job

Guy tweets about a real resume that he received from a kid saying that he doesn't have any work experience, but that he had watched the entire Game of Thrones series and Stranger Things series

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Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"

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Can't Be Too Sure About That

Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder

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Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries

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You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"

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Guy Tweets Hysterical Poems About All Of The Industries Millennials Are Killing

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He Tried And That's All That Matters

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"

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Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"

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