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Spoiled Rich Girl Revealing How She Affords NYC Life Will Make You Rage

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Headline that reads, "Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors" below a mugshot of an old lady

'The Neighbors Definitely Won't Notice Anything...'

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10 Florida Man Moments Of Pure WTF-ery

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14 Hysterical Headlines That Prove Millennials Are Killing Basically Every Industry

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Headline that reads, "Teens in China are putting cabbages on leashes and taking them for walks"

How Else Are They Supposed To Get Their Exercise

Tweet that reads, "The guy in High School Musical who said, 'I play the cello' was arrested for robbing a pizza place at gunpoint" above a Tumblr comment that reads, "Should've stuck to the status quo"

Stick To The Stuff You Know!

Guy tweets about a real resume that he received from a kid saying that he doesn't have any work experience, but that he had watched the entire Game of Thrones series and Stranger Things series

Really Hope He Got The Job

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Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"

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Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder

Can't Be Too Sure About That

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries

Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

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Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"

You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

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Guy Tweets Hysterical Poems About All Of The Industries Millennials Are Killing

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"

He Tried And That's All That Matters

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Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"

Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

Sarcastic headline that reads, "Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For"

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16-year-old quits photography class after his parents force his 14-year-old sister and 12-year-old brother to join it too: 'I'm not allowed to do anything with friends or go anywhere without my siblings'

16-year-old quits photography class after his parents force his 14-year-old sister and 12-year-old brother to join it too: 'I'm not allowed to do anything with friends or go anywhere without my siblings'

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (September 18, 2025)

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (September 18, 2025)

‘Guess who's not invited ever again?’: Couple briefly meets a woman while on vacation in Japan and a year later, she demands to stay at their NYC home for five nights and wants payment for souvenirs she bought them

‘Guess who's not invited ever again?’: Couple briefly meets a woman while on vacation in Japan and a year later, she demands to stay at their NYC home for five nights and wants payment for souvenirs she bought them

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (September 17, 2025)

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (September 17, 2025)

25 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 18, 2025)

25 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 18, 2025)

‘[It] started feeling like surveillance with a smile’: Clingy older sibling repeatedly follows their younger sibling using location sharing on Life360, so the youngest decides to stop sharing their whereabouts with the whole family

‘[It] started feeling like surveillance with a smile’: Clingy older sibling repeatedly follows their younger sibling using location sharing on Life360, so the youngest decides to stop sharing their whereabouts with the whole family

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