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'The Neighbors Definitely Won't Notice Anything...'

Headline that reads, "Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors" below a mugshot of an old lady
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Well, that's one use for 65 cats...

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10 Florida Man Moments Of Pure WTF-ery

Seriously, WHAT is in the water in Florida...

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14 Hysterical Headlines That Prove Millennials Are Killing Basically Every Industry

Lo and behold, the following headlines are not satire! Scroll down to learn about some of the industries those terrible Millennials are totally destroying!

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How Else Are They Supposed To Get Their Exercise

Headline that reads, "Teens in China are putting cabbages on leashes and taking them for walks"
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Stick To The Stuff You Know!

Tweet that reads, "The guy in High School Musical who said, 'I play the cello' was arrested for robbing a pizza place at gunpoint" above a Tumblr comment that reads, "Should've stuck to the status quo"
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Really Hope He Got The Job

Guy tweets about a real resume that he received from a kid saying that he doesn't have any work experience, but that he had watched the entire Game of Thrones series and Stranger Things series
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Metal

Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"
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Can't Be Too Sure About That

Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder
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Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries
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You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"
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19 Insane 'Florida Man' Headlines That'll Make You Wonder WTF Is In Their Water

Florida, why are you like this?

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Guy Tweets Hysterical Poems About All Of The Industries Millennials Are Killing

Twitter user Sperry Garcia uses ridiculous headlines about all of the industries that Millennials are killing and makes them into beautiful poetry, because he's the hero we need.

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He Tried And That's All That Matters

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"
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Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"
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Introvert Probs

Sarcastic headline that reads, "Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For"
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18 Derpy Animal Memes That Are Both Adorable And Hilarious

Adorable animals have the power to lift your spirits always!

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