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'The Neighbors Definitely Won't Notice Anything...'

Headline that reads, "Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors" below a mugshot of an old lady
Via MoistPenguin9
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Well, that's one use for 65 cats...

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10 Florida Man Moments Of Pure WTF-ery

Seriously, WHAT is in the water in Florida...

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14 Hysterical Headlines That Prove Millennials Are Killing Basically Every Industry

Lo and behold, the following headlines are not satire! Scroll down to learn about some of the industries those terrible Millennials are totally destroying!

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How Else Are They Supposed To Get Their Exercise

Headline that reads, "Teens in China are putting cabbages on leashes and taking them for walks"
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Stick To The Stuff You Know!

Tweet that reads, "The guy in High School Musical who said, 'I play the cello' was arrested for robbing a pizza place at gunpoint" above a Tumblr comment that reads, "Should've stuck to the status quo"
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Really Hope He Got The Job

Guy tweets about a real resume that he received from a kid saying that he doesn't have any work experience, but that he had watched the entire Game of Thrones series and Stranger Things series
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Metal

Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"
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Can't Be Too Sure About That

Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder
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