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Spoiled Rich Girl Revealing How She Affords NYC Life Will Make You Rage

Headline that reads, "Elderly woman accused of training her 65 cats to steal from neighbors" below a mugshot of an old lady

'The Neighbors Definitely Won't Notice Anything...'

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10 Florida Man Moments Of Pure WTF-ery

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14 Hysterical Headlines That Prove Millennials Are Killing Basically Every Industry

Headline that reads, "Teens in China are putting cabbages on leashes and taking them for walks"

How Else Are They Supposed To Get Their Exercise

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Tweet that reads, "The guy in High School Musical who said, 'I play the cello' was arrested for robbing a pizza place at gunpoint" above a Tumblr comment that reads, "Should've stuck to the status quo"

Stick To The Stuff You Know!

Guy tweets about a real resume that he received from a kid saying that he doesn't have any work experience, but that he had watched the entire Game of Thrones series and Stranger Things series

Really Hope He Got The Job

Headline from The Independent that reads, "Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human's arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives"

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Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder

Can't Be Too Sure About That

A whole bunch of headlines blaming Millennials for killing various industries

Millennials: The Generation Killing Stuff Since 1980

Headline that reads, "Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team"

You Know Kanye Had To Do It To 'Em

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Guy Tweets Hysterical Poems About All Of The Industries Millennials Are Killing

Headline that reads, "Man on LSD Saves Dog from Imaginary Fire"

He Tried And That's All That Matters

Onion headline that reads, "Man Forced to Come Up with 45 Seconds of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials"

Look, We Both Know I'm Gonna Get The Same Thing I Always Get

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Sarcastic headline that reads, "Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For"

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18 Derpy Animal Memes That Are Both Adorable And Hilarious

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VP of Sales fires 22-year-old employee weeks after his parents passed because his work performance deteriorated: 'He's not motivated at all.'

VP of Sales fires 22-year-old employee weeks after his parents passed because his work performance deteriorated: 'He's not motivated at all.'

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (December 13, 2025)

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (December 13, 2025)

25+ 90s Kid Nostalgia Pictures To Take You Back (December 13, 2025)

25+ 90s Kid Nostalgia Pictures To Take You Back (December 13, 2025)

Carpooler demands coworkers clock out early so she can attend son's medical appointment, gets offended when they make alternative travel arrangements: 'No way our managers would let us leave 45 minutes early for someone else’s child'

Carpooler demands coworkers clock out early so she can attend son's medical appointment, gets offended when they make alternative travel arrangements: 'No way our managers would let us leave 45 minutes early for someone else’s child'

'She asked me if I would pick her daughter up every Friday and babysit until 8 p.m.': Mom shuts down ex-husband and his mistress after they demand free childcare for his affair partner’s kid

'She asked me if I would pick her daughter up every Friday and babysit until 8 p.m.': Mom shuts down ex-husband and his mistress after they demand free childcare for his affair partner’s kid

39 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 13, 2025)

39 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (December 13, 2025)

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