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your lolwut similar sounding nacho not - 7085697280
Via A-Cious
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Oh come on, don't go and start pouting about it. That's just SUCH a cheesy reaction to this situation. - Matty Malaprop

soul its-not snot not liaison sneezing - 6730375680
By Unknown
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I really wish LPC wouldn't make light of things like this. The nature of the soul is nothing to sneeze at! - Matty Malaprop

eminem lighting literalism not opposite slim shady - 6415177984
By Kevin Friedemann
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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

after before kristen wiig literalism not similar sounding spelling surname wig wiig - 6080265472
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname - 6020706048
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

cannot Hall of Fame homophone homophones knot not piglet pooh rabbit winnie the pooh - 5907037696
Via Reddit
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning gandalf literalism Lord of the Rings not pass quote school school zone shall sign you you shall not pass - 5858972672
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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

eww hilarious knuckle married no ring not tattoos - 5772385792
By xyzpdq1
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GIRLS, LOOK ! he's not wearing a ring...he's available!

costume hilarious not Pirate Sexy Ladies - 5654780928
By Unknown
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NOT A PIRATE She's molotov cocktease from venture brothers

ended fake hilarious not RAPTURE world - 5414861056
By Richard Barbre
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YOU GUYS REMEMBER when the world ended twice this year