'Murica memes

Memes for spring (AKA construction season)

Don't call it soda

Slamming old fashioneds

Pairs well with a hunk of sharp cheddar

They got water over there?

One order of toasted ravioli please

For the cheese heads

For the corn fed among us

Rest your snow-shoveling bones

The hubris of the 50 states

Garage disposals, medicine commercials, and ice– OH MY!

Oh, Florida. Perhaps one of the best states In America. Beautiful beaches, warm weather, incredible cities, and Disneyland. The perfect location for a family vacation or a peaceful retirement. Best of all, its population consists of some of this country's most unhinged individuals. Now, Florida gets a lot of hate. It’s become a meme to dunk on the state as if it’s one of the worst places to exist. I don’t necessarily agree with all the hate it gets. It is a genuinely great place to visit. I can…

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Oh, Canada! It might not be my home and patriot land, but it is glorious and free! On behalf of all Americans, I'd like to apologize to the Canadian public for what South Park has done to your people. I've done my research, and I'm now confident that South Park's depiction of Canadians as beady-eyed, flapping-headed people is nothing but hearsay. Even though I will be a Terrance and Phillip stan until I die and defend Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus till the cows come home, I unders…

The United States is a country that really likes to do things it's own way. I remember in elementary school we had a unit on measuring temperature, and my teacher showed us a map of countries that use Celsius vs countries that use Fahrenheit. The only countries that used Fahrenheit were the USA and Liberia. The US was like, “I'm going to commit to this measurement, even if my sole ally is a country with a population less than half the size of Ohio.” That's what I call standing your ground. It's…