Funny stories about sleep talking, what people have said in their sleep, nonsense, humor

Funny & Nonsensical Quips From the Mouths of Sleep-Talkers

Sleep-talking is a phenomenon that affects about 5% of adults and, more often than not, is pretty damn funny. I personally never want to know if I fart in my sleep (if you're not conscious it doesn't count), but if I'm snuggled next to you while slumbering and I utter something wild, terrifying, or hilarious, I'd better hear about it when I wake up. There's something about the utterances of the unconscious that is far more fascinating than the details of whatever a person is actually dreaming a…
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