no thanks

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Pure Evil

Tweet that reads, "The DJ really said 'Where my 2000s babies at' and the crowd went wild. That's when I knew it was time for me to go home"

NO

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You'll Figure It Out!

Caption that reads, "When you try to kill a bug but then it starts flying" above a pic of a guy freaking out

NOPE.

Pic of a dog looking sad while someone holds a phone up to its ear under the caption, "When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives"

Why Is It So Freaking Painful

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Advertisement by a guy claiming he'll eat any spiders in your home

He Doesn't Discriminate

Text where someone says the more Ys there are in 'hey,' the more they like someone; other person replies "He"

Nope.

Caption that reads, "That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult for help but then realize you're an adult" above a pic of Spongebob in the fetal position

Oh God, Oh No

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Caption that reads, "When someone asks you to hold their baby" over a still of Peter Pettigrew awkwardly holding creepy baby Voldemort

I...Don't...Want...It

Pic of the Pink Panther looking sad on a bench under the caption, "When back to school commercials start appearing on TV"

Get Outta Here With That Shizz

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Picture of two babies in a playpen with a sword in the middle, under the caption, "When you can only pay for one college tuition"

Time To Fight To The Death, Kids

Pic of Batman looking pensive under the caption, "When your friend is raving about some Netflix show and you gotta pretend like you're considering watching it"

Spoiler: I Never Actually Do

"My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me feel angry and tired so that I can afford to buy paper towels and laundry detergent"

Being An Adult Is A Ripoff

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Tweet that reads, "I've been hitting 'remind me tomorrow' on a computer update for the last 68 years"

The Most Relatable Tweet Of 2018

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