no thanks

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Tumblr post where someone pulled a prank on their friend where they wrote "Do not open unless you plan to kill it" on a cup when there isn't actually a spider in the cup at all

Pure Evil

Tweet that reads, "The DJ really said 'Where my 2000s babies at' and the crowd went wild. That's when I knew it was time for me to go home"

NO

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Text message from a manager saying that the restaurant is short-staffed; employee replies that it's crazy and says good luck

You'll Figure It Out!

Caption that reads, "When you try to kill a bug but then it starts flying" above a pic of a guy freaking out

NOPE.

Pic of a dog looking sad while someone holds a phone up to its ear under the caption, "When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives"

Why Is It So Freaking Painful

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Advertisement by a guy claiming he'll eat any spiders in your home

He Doesn't Discriminate

Text where someone says the more Ys there are in 'hey,' the more they like someone; other person replies "He"

Nope.

Caption that reads, "That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult for help but then realize you're an adult" above a pic of Spongebob in the fetal position

Oh God, Oh No

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Caption that reads, "When someone asks you to hold their baby" over a still of Peter Pettigrew awkwardly holding creepy baby Voldemort

I...Don't...Want...It

Pic of the Pink Panther looking sad on a bench under the caption, "When back to school commercials start appearing on TV"

Get Outta Here With That Shizz

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Picture of two babies in a playpen with a sword in the middle, under the caption, "When you can only pay for one college tuition"

Time To Fight To The Death, Kids

Pic of Batman looking pensive under the caption, "When your friend is raving about some Netflix show and you gotta pretend like you're considering watching it"

Spoiler: I Never Actually Do

"My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me feel angry and tired so that I can afford to buy paper towels and laundry detergent"

Being An Adult Is A Ripoff

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Tweet that reads, "I've been hitting 'remind me tomorrow' on a computer update for the last 68 years"

The Most Relatable Tweet Of 2018

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Hiring manager calls night-shift worker in the middle of sleeping at 12pm: 'I know they’re going to show me the same job vacancy I didn’t accept before because of too low wage'

Hiring manager calls night-shift worker in the middle of sleeping at 12pm: 'I know they’re going to show me the same job vacancy I didn’t accept before because of too low wage'

Sister destroys $200 worth of Christmas gifts for 18-month-old nephew, then claims it was to force more charity giving, getting herself cut off: ‘[She said] we “went overboard” on the amount and “needed to be grateful and give more to charity”’

Sister destroys $200 worth of Christmas gifts for 18-month-old nephew, then claims it was to force more charity giving, getting herself cut off: ‘[She said] we “went overboard” on the amount and “needed to be grateful and give more to charity”’

Mom opens up a credit card in 20-year-old daughter's name 'as a birthday gift,' gets defensive when daughter calls her out: 'You didn't ruin a surprise gift, you outed that she's stolen your credit'

Mom opens up a credit card in 20-year-old daughter's name 'as a birthday gift,' gets defensive when daughter calls her out: 'You didn't ruin a surprise gift, you outed that she's stolen your credit'

21 Black Friday Memes To Remember the Good Ol’ Days of Late Nights in Line and Fighting for the Last Flat Screen

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17-year-old refuses to babysit out-of-the-blue for her entitled aunt, mom defends her teen daughter: '[My Aunt doesn't get] to decide what I do with my time.'

17-year-old refuses to babysit out-of-the-blue for her entitled aunt, mom defends her teen daughter: '[My Aunt doesn't get] to decide what I do with my time.'

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