Nintendo surprised many fans this past Wednesday when they tweeted a shirtless photo of Mario frolicking on an idyllic beach in promotion of Super Mario Odyssey. The "shocking" news of Mario's nips naturally garnered attention on Twitter, resulting in multiple memes and Photoshop jobs, most notably an image riffing on Ted Cruz's recent Twitter porn controversy. Here's a selection of our top responses.
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It's time to learn some German!
This account details the famously, oddly specific, words Germans have for things. Our favorite is the German word for areola.
From the twitter accounts description:
"Lexical tips from the beautiful world of German. Disclaimer: I'm not a Muttersprachler, so tweet me if you disagree with a translation."
Via Secret Vision
WTF dude.
This video is safe for work, unless you're in a particularly stuffy office, but you may want to turn your sound down when the fireworks start.
DAMN IT. I really used to like beer
By truthbealiar
YES so did every reviewer, commentator, or fan who talked about this movie when it came out. Congratulations, you've caught up with 1997.
It's good to know that dog has learned when it is time to do sexy dances. (Obvi all the time)
MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS. My nipples explode with delight!
(Hovercraft)
