And stay out!

no honk mimimis over here

Vampire lifestyle ain't for everybody

Sleep > wonders of the solar system

Sleep? Who needs it

People change their numbers, it happens all the time. Sometimes, friends, colleagues, and even companies who were in contact with these people — don't get the memo. I have that kind of number, and it results in me getting a bunch of calls throughout the year at odd hours, and people always ask for the same person… Rachel. Who is Rachel? No idea, but at this point, I hate her. The person in this story got back at some kids who were, it seemed, deliberately calling their number even though the pe…

Memes for midnight

Switch off that ring light

Sleep is one of those fundamental human functions that just hits the spot. Feeling grumpy and sluggish? Maybe you didn’t get enough sleep last night. Take a nap or something. Quality of life is largely dependent on just how long and how well you sleep, so do it right. Personally, I’m not a great sleeper. It takes me an eternity to finally fall asleep. Even then, I’m up like two or three times throughout the night. And it makes me an unbearable person. But maybe you’re one of the lucky few who h…

It's always werewolf, better never *how*wolf...

We're finally back into the groove of football season , which makes me think about how I first got into football. I became a fan at my high school games, soaking up the Friday Night Lights that Texas does best. In college, I moved on to following the antics of the Big 10. Now that I'm an adult, it's about time I settled down with an NFL team. It's so interesting to hear about how different people first got interested in the game. So many of us really came for the vibes: the energy of a football…