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HI, I'M A DOUCHEBAG I used to get ignored by girls, when I was a nice guy. Now I can get all the chicks that I want without caring about their feelings. Life is great.

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The only possible explanation is that the real Donald has been kidnapped and an alien impostor is running his twitter account.

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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop