NFT this. NFT that. If you're confused by these “non-fungible tokens,” you're not alone. While we hoped that they'd prove to be a passing crypto bro phase, but judging by the sheer volume of hideous ape profile pictures on Twitter, they're not going anywhere anytime soon. The worst aspect of this fad is the contingent of dudes who simply will not shut up about the volatile world. When you ask them to explain they just provide useless strings of words and lots of hand gestures. Comedian Sahib Si…