The National Aquarium of New Zealand rates its resident penguins every month with a "naughty" and "good" penguin board that patrons can view. Twitter user jonnywaistcoat started tweeting his own reviews about the penguins' behaviors, and it turned out to be a pretty epic saga!
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Simon Turner, the man in question, may be from New Zealand, and the volcano he was roasting marshmallows over may be in the small Pacific island nation of Vanuatu, but there's still something just so... 'Murican about it all. Maybe it's the distinct lack of f**ks he gives.
