never

And even when you think they're being honest, it's more likely they're just being ionic. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

"What time is my speech?" "I was hoping for half past never..."

(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)

NEVER trust a fart

Thanks for the nightmares, Memebase.

No one would EVER WANT THIS.

Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop